I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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