OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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