you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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