508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
