Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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