Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Randomize
