every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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