This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Randomize