Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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