And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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