Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
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