That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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