I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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