All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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