in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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