Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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