At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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