singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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