And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
porn star boner night. come get it.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
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