What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
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