I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
