exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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