the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I smell like Dick and happiness
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