Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
only you would photoshop your dick
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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