No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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