what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
