Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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