Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
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