Grow some girl-balls and come out already
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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