What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
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