She's JV to your varsity
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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