I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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