True but thats because hes a fetus.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
Randomize