Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
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