I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
That accounts for only three of the penises
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
Randomize
