We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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