her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I feel like abortions should bother me more
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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