He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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