Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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