I forgot how hot balto sounded
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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