Whod you bang
I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
A+ Viking dick
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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