i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
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