i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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