No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I currently don't understand fingers.
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