Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
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