Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
i love accidental penises.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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