do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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