he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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