You can't special order awesome
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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