just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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