my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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