I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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