You smell like stripper and shame
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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