whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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