I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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