problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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